• Stand-up Comedy: Mysti has a tight, rollicking 20 minutes of a variety of material from birth to death and everything in between gleaned from over 10 years of performing on the stand-up comedy circuit and commands the stage never giving hecklers the last word. 
• The V-stume: This is a must see act! Not for the faint of heart or the very prude.  Mysti does some stand-up comedy specifically related to her costume. Although very blue, very, very funny. You’ll be surprised...and delighted and you might just learn a thing or two. Received rave reviews at the Edinburgh Festival 2007 and onstage at the Edinburgh Festival,  Big Chill Nights,
• Mistress of Ceremonies/ Ambient Entertainment: You have an event and you need some atmosphere? Mysti can be there clad in a floor length gown complete with resplendent feathered hat, a cabaret entertainer with diamante encrusted bowler, a disco queen, an Ice Princess a la Josephine Baker, a drunken maid, a retired bathing beauty; whatever the theme, Mysti, her eclectic costume wardrobe and her improvisation & comedy skills, can help you make your night most memorable.
• Striptease: Dressed as a tribute to Mae West in a full-length magenta coloured glamorous mermaid-style gown dotted with Swarovski stones topped with an elaborately feathered hat, she proceeds to slink sultrily around the room and strip!
• Striptease: These Boots – A saucy biker struts her stuff in black leather and sexy stilettos.
• Striptease: Wipe-out - Fun and frolic at the beach with balloons, beach balls and bikinis!
• Striptease: Trust in Me: A snake puts Mysti under as spell and encourages her to slowly disrobe.
• Themed Striptease: Hawaiian Christmas – An unusual way to spend Christmas unless you’re Hawaiian or Mysti Vine.
• Themed Striptease: Christmas Cocktail: Mysti is making cocktails trying to get the mixture just right…Cherry Mismas…Mirry Chestmus..
• Balloon Pop: Armed with a bejewelled feather, she sashays through the crowd covered in heart-shaped balloons and comically pops each one in a hail of glitter. Shh-shh indeed!
• Balloon Pop 2: On the Good Ship Lollipop – Arrr, maties!  Pirate balloons, stockings, suspenders, red sequins & Shirley Temple?! Yes, it has to be seen to be believed! 
• Traditional Fan Dance: Black feathery plumes glide gracefully through the air weaving a spell of magic (with sparkles).  As always, with Mysti, you can expect the unexpected! (can be tailored to have a big or no reveal at all)
• Aloha-Ha! Signature Act: From the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific watch Mysti perform a delightful (albeit hilarious & ‘pneumatic’) hula right in front of your eyes.  An untraditional twist on a traditional dance.
• Contemporary Striptease: Queen of the Night: Whitney Houston’s song has never been interpreted in THIS way. From the moment Mysti bursts onstage lip-synching throughout until the end, she will keep you riveted! ‘Mesmerising’, Remote Goat
• Contemporary Striptease: Blaxploitation: With her own take on ‘vintage’ striptease, Mysti will take you back to the ‘70’s in her afro wig, platform shoes and shiny gold bikini á la Foxy Brown!
• Shadow Burlesque: Signature Act: Even racier than straight striptease, Mysti performs a cheeky striptease both in front of and behind a back-lit keyhole screen which, in keeping with the laws of today and yesterday, allows for her to get right down to the nitty gritty.
• Hilda the Cleaning Lady: Signature Act: Always imitated, never replicated! Hilda is cleaning up after the acts and is told by the host that the next act isn't there and Hilda needs to go on! (Hilda can also be hired as your greeter/walkabout entertainment at your event)
• I’m Tired: This act is Mysti’s singing tribute to the late Madeline Kahn as Lili Von Schtupp in Blazing Saddles. (see testimonials)

No job is too small, no fee is too big! If you want to be 'Mysti-fied' at your next function, get in touch!

DOUBLE ACTS:

• Double Act with Buck Svizz - Tribute to Friday Night. Buck Svizz; a singer extraordinaire and Mysti, comic genius, take you out on a Friday Night with a big bang ending!
  

• Double act with Buck Svizz - Beauty-School dropout complete with daffy debutante and angelic saviour, so to speak. 

• Double Act with Lady Beau Peep featuring the world's only two dancing sheep! Glamor & comedy abound!
  

Mysti has a ever-ready arsenal of  stand-up/striptease/variety acts. Mysti can also create bespoke performances for your special event or can surprise your special someone at work or at their favourite venue.